To be honest, I don't know what Class I should be.

If I play that n00b class, Pyro, I'll probbabbly destory everything I see. Besides, three people are playing him already. I can't be him.
Whole teams dominate me as the Scout, but I love spamming "Need a Dispencer Here". Not only that, but I love running around in circles with the Sandman. The kid's halarious, but I'm not risking loosing anymore points.
As for the Soldier...Eeh. I'm not going to play him.
There's two people playing around as Demoman It's fun spamming Pipe Bombs and Sticky Bombs, but he's a hard class.
The Heavy class isn't bad, either. But If I play him, I'll be itching to pull out my Sandvich. HAH! Get it? SandVICH?
I'd prefer to turtle as an Engineer though. Build my Sentry Gun in two minutes, then laugh maniacally as the enemy runs pass it and dies. Aah...good times. But the two Engie slots are taken. Man!
I can always be a Medic. That's a dangerous choice...I mean, It's a good job; easy points and all, however, this modest team shoes no need for medics. Plus, their not good protectors for me, so...
I always have the Sniper. Killing people from afar, holding my Jarate [A jar of urine] and running around with my Kukuri...Ah, life is well, my man. But there's jerks going around and killing my victums before I can. Guess I can't play him. Which leads me to being a...
SPY! I can spam my Battle Cries, and no one will notice. I'd be able to play as the enemy, and play as one of them. I can back stab them while acting, and destroy enemy sentry guns. Oh! There's no one in this class, buwahahhaha. I'll be spy then.

And who said there's no girl's on the internet? PFFT.


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